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Samidoh wanted 'alive or dead' to play music for goats in the wilds, as beautiful people wait
This is what we call fitina, pure and simple; how do you deprive Kenyans of Samidoh and hurl him in the wilderness to sing for goats?
By Peter Kimani 12 days ago
Samidoh wanted 'alive or dead' to play music for goats in the wilds, as beautiful people wait
Ojwang's murder, police cover-up severe assault on intelligence
This time, the police were adequately resourced: the vehicles that routinely lack fuel to assist needy Kenyans had enough petrol to run for hundreds of kilometres.
By Peter Kimani 12 days ago
Ojwang's murder, police cover-up severe assault on intelligence
Five things you should know about Ngugi wa Thiong'o
One of Africa's most celebrated authors Ngugi wa Thiong'o has passed away. The Kenyan writer and academic was 87 years old.
By Peter Kimani/ The Conversation 23 days ago
Five things you should know about Ngugi wa Thiong'o
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Unmasking the literary genius: Ngugi's musings, myths, criticisms
Prof Ngugi wa Thiong'o, Kenya and Africa's towering man of letters who has died at the age of 87, evolved from a mythical figure of my youth to become a close mentor whose friendship.
By Peter Kimani 25 days ago
Unmasking the literary genius: Ngugi's musings, myths, criticisms
'Crystal ball' Professor Mutua failed to anticipate own future in KK government
The good prof, who writes kizungu mingi every Sunday under the mantra of "Crystal Ball," did not anticipate his own future working for the Zakayo administration!
By Peter Kimani 1 month ago
'Crystal ball' Professor Mutua failed to anticipate own future in KK government
After jobs hoax in UAE, it's fair for Kenyans to say in unison: 'Hapa hatuna nchi'
Some distraught Kenyans have been sharing distressing stories about their botched job searches in the UAE, where they were deported as soon as they landed.
By Peter Kimani 1 month ago
After jobs hoax in UAE, it's fair for Kenyans to say in unison: 'Hapa hatuna nchi'
Thanks to climate change, free thinkers of Nyanza have turned into sycophants
Nyanza Professional Sycophants is raising funds to orchestrate the removal of Siaya Governor James Orengo from office for embarrassing Raila Odinga after asking hard questions on ODM-UDA deal
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
Thanks to climate change, free thinkers  of Nyanza have turned into sycophants
Young Kenyans are selling their kidneys for motor bikes, let's sell hearts for a little more
Reports of our young citizens selling their body parts to elderly Europeans and other nationalities hit a new, deep chord of desperation.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
Young Kenyans are selling their kidneys for motor bikes, let's sell hearts for a little more
As mid-term beckons, MPigs grunt it's their turn to fill up tanks
MPs have raised furore over Constituency Development Fund (CDF), which they claim hadn't been released on schedule, hampering their work and jeorpardising their prospects for re-election.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
As mid-term beckons, MPigs grunt it's their turn to fill up tanks
Much ado about nothing? Why Malala drama echoes petty politics
Official censorship that required a licence from the government for directors to stage plays was repealed in the 2010 Constitution to entrench artistic freedom.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
Much ado about nothing? Why Malala drama echoes petty politics
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Theatre of the absurd takes root as Kenya Kwanza's manifesto
There is no way of knowing who among these powerful actors - President Ruto, former CS Justin Muturi and former Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua - had most resonance with their audiences.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
Theatre of the absurd takes root as Kenya Kwanza's manifesto
Sheria House is rare enclave of law and order, and apparently love is in the air!
At Sheria House the seats are clean and so is the chamber while the orderlies are courteous and helpful.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
Sheria House is rare enclave of law and order, and apparently love is in the air!
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A roach showed up for dessert at a fine city diner, we all responded with calm
I saw a mid-sized roach jump out of the menu booklet at a five-star hotel in the city.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
A roach showed up for dessert at a fine city diner, we all responded with calm
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Prezzo Ruto delivers April Fool's day stunt by taking road to ruin
President Ruto misstated facts like Kenyan tea is being sold to Sudan, because it is not, since his government allowed Rapid Support Force (RSF) to operate from Nairobi.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
Prezzo Ruto delivers April Fool's day stunt  by taking road to ruin
How about a new Cabinet every month, Mister Prezzo, it'll do our country a lot of good
I'd like to encourage him to think of Cabinet appointments as gigs, renewable after every three months, as this will have many more indirect benefits.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
How about a new Cabinet every month, Mister Prezzo, it'll do our country a lot of good
Down the Athi River, farmers and fishermen watch as their livelihoods are washed away
Fishes of the water, the best barometer of the quality of the water have been floating lifeless along the stretches of the river to infer the scale of the poisoning.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
Down the Athi River, farmers and fishermen watch as their livelihoods are washed away
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Democracy by exclamation goes to stadium, revealing nation in a restive state
The highlight of the Harambee Stars against Gabon match, unsurprisingly, were chants of Ruto Must Go, which were delivered to celebrate the team's triumphs or humiliation on the pitch.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
Democracy by exclamation goes to stadium, revealing nation in a restive state
Baba Yao's quest for freedom, and why snake oil salesmen are hovering around
It's strange so many Kenyans are surprised that former Kiambu Governor Ferdinand Waititu aka Baba Yao is still in jail after he was convicted for corruption.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
Baba Yao's quest for freedom, and why snake oil salesmen are hovering around
Why Cabinet shuffle is the most successful project, complete with annual reviews
After nearly a year of push and pull, Justin Muturi, the former AG and Public Service CS, has been sacked, only a day after Ruto declared his tenure at Sheria House as "fairly incompetent."
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
Why Cabinet shuffle is the most successful project, complete with annual reviews
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Season III of presidential tours destined for Mount Kenya, with goons in tow
In recent times, Mt Kenya region has been labelled "tribal," because Rigathi Gachagua asked President Ruto difficult questions about different sectors of the economy.
By Peter Kimani 3 months ago
Season III of presidential  tours destined for Mount Kenya, with goons in tow
Raila, 80, seeks liberation from Kenyans in his quest for time 'lost' in detention, exile
ODM leader Raila Odinga owes no one an explanation for his choices, he was jailed and lost many years while his peers were making money
By Peter Kimani 3 months ago
Raila, 80, seeks liberation from Kenyans in his quest for time 'lost' in detention, exile
Death of a doctor and the tragedy of a nation that long lost its soul
A medical doctor who treated patients for free at Kenyatta National Hospital died because he could not access treatment.
By Peter Kimani 3 months ago
Death of a doctor and the tragedy of a nation that long lost its soul
After receiving red card in Kisii, Raila blames Ruto for 'making the first move' on merger
When Raila Odinga faced a hostile crowd in Kisii he moved quickly to explain that it was President Ruto who made the first move on their coalition agreement.
By Peter Kimani 3 months ago
After receiving red card in Kisii, Raila blames Ruto for 'making the first move' on merger
Kesses man takes law into his own hands, offering a model worthy of replication
Some chap in the Rift Valley has captured the national attention for establishing a "police patrol base," which he reportedly operated undetected for six months.
By Peter Kimani 3 months ago
Kesses man takes law into his own hands, offering a model worthy of replication
Dough-nation: Ruto's grand plan to feed the masses or charm them
President William Ruto committed to purchase one-million chapati-making machine for Nairobi county to facilitate the Dishi Na County programme.
By Peter Kimani, Peter Kimani/ The Conversation 3 months ago
Dough-nation: Ruto's grand plan to feed the masses or charm them
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From broad-based to now bread-based government, interesting time beckon
President William Ruto has dismissed the Auditor General's disclosures on rot in the government as handiwork of "cartels" who are hell-bent on discrediting his efforts.
By Peter Kimani 3 months ago
From broad-based to now bread-based government, interesting time beckon
Alai keeps it real, restoring Nairobi to its ancient mission of a supply depot
This week, Robert Alai presented a Motion that seeks to regulate what he calls non-motorised transport.
By Peter Kimani 3 months ago
Alai keeps it real, restoring Nairobi to its ancient mission of a supply depot
The audacity of freedom after jailbreak from cages of Nairobi's old estates in Eastlands
The modest dwellings, constructed under a proper affordable housing project in the 1960s housed junior cadre of civil servants, but have been knocked down to pave way for new houses..
By Peter Kimani 3 months ago
The audacity of freedom after jailbreak from cages of Nairobi's old estates in Eastlands
Sakaja trashes the city paving the way for its rebuilding, bottom up
When Governor Johnson Sakaja showed up in office on Monday and found folks at Kenya Power had turned off power, over some unpaid electricity bills, he instantly swung into action.
By Peter Kimani 3 months ago
Sakaja trashes the city paving the way for its rebuilding, bottom up
PLP, a brand new party unveiled, with not so new faces at the helm, to liberate Kenya
The men and women who assembled at the launch of the People's Liberation Party are probably are in it because they are hopeful to be the presidential candidate.
By Peter Kimani 3 months ago
PLP, a brand new party unveiled, with not so new faces at the helm, to liberate Kenya
City parking rakes up Sh2,000 every 15 minutes, so I'm carrying trash to dish out
Nairobi County enforcement officers use clamps to immobilise motorists who forget to pay their parking fees.
By Peter Kimani 3 months ago
City parking rakes up Sh2,000 every 15 minutes, so I'm carrying trash to dish out
Please beware, in brave new Kenya, irritating Prezzo Ruto is a crime
President William Ruto had the time to retreat to a studio to turn his roadside declaration-about a massive road in North Eastern region-into an online musical sensation.
By Peter Kimani 4 months ago
Please beware, in brave new Kenya, irritating Prezzo Ruto is a crime
It's darkness for Besigye as he languishes in jail, as Kenya seeks to sell tea in Sudan
Besigye was abducted from the streets of Nairobi and shuttled to Kampala, where he has been languishing in a military prison since.
By Peter Kimani 4 months ago
It's darkness for Besigye as he languishes in jail, as Kenya seeks to sell tea in Sudan
News just in Nyamakima folks rejoice as Baba writes own epitaph in Addis Ababa
Former Prime Minister Raila Odinga spent the better part of the recent months celebrating what seemed like inevitable victory.
By Peter Kimani 4 months ago
News just in Nyamakima folks rejoice as Baba writes own epitaph in Addis Ababa
Now that Riggy G is out of power, the powers that be are busy building his backyard
The government has resumed construction of the road in Marwa that lay unfinished for the last two years.
By Peter Kimani 4 months ago
Now that Riggy G is out of power, the powers that be are busy building his backyard
Nighttime adventure and the fishing dream in Mathioya that never was
The nighttime adventure in Murang'a proved harder than anticipated when I used Google maps to located my lodging.
By Peter Kimani 4 months ago
Nighttime adventure and the fishing dream in Mathioya that never was
Love is an act, and I've seen enough to gladden the heart this Valentine
Folks, Happy Valentine's day! Love is in the air and so, in the spirit of the week, I decided to surprise one of the most important women in my life.
By Peter Kimani 4 months ago
Love is an act, and I've seen enough to gladden the heart this Valentine
Kenya leads America in quest to undo old order, or so they seem to think
So, Prezzo Ruto has been busy dismantling the "old order" that he claims has been fanning corruption and hemorrhaging our taxes.
By Peter Kimani 4 months ago
Kenya leads America in quest to undo old order, or so they seem to think
When possessing too many books could be dangerous for your mind
The true cost of our ignorance is that a less informed populace will be shaken down, and left very shaken by the extortion racket that's JKIA.
By Peter Kimani 4 months ago
When possessing too many books could be dangerous for your mind
Let children play; it will not take away their academic potential
Parents are to help determine if their future career paths will be Arts or Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics.
By Peter Kimani 4 months ago
Let children play; it will not take away their academic potential
Gen Z must channel grievances through constitutional means
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By Leonard Khafafa
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Kenya, Pfizer join forces to slash medicine costs
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By Ryan Kerubo
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